Rookie Mistake

Let's go ahead and talk about this photo. I discovered this little display of creativity after I made the mistake of being upstairs for 8 minutes. First off let's take a look at the red substance on the glass and sliding into the grate (still don't know what it is) I can't imagine it was fun finger painting nothing more than a big blog but I guess I lack imagination. Plus I'm pretty sure the fun of painting a big red blob comes when you watch someone angrily clean it from the other side of the glass. Now let's take a look at the chocolate flavored yogurt. You really have to commend the fork stabbing technique implemented in opening the yogurt. Nothing says yum like little pits of tin foil in your yogurt. I only wish I could have seen the violent stabbing process followed by the action figure yogurt drowning.  Now I don't really know how the bat came into play, maybe something like the stickiness offered better grip. Either way, I will not make the rookie mistake of leaving the room again.